the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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