so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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