Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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