this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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