i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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