Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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