Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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