That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
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