this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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