so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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