If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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