feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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