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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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