Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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