She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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