She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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