yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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