Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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