I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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