idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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