Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
There are leaves in my underwear?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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