We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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