yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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