the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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