This girl is more easily done than said...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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