I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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