For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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