I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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