i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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