you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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