So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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