This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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