If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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