We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
