I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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