I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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