I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I need mimosas to revive my soul
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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