She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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