Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
