Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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