You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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