He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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