I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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