Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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