Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
