DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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