Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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