hotel room ftw
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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