I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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