White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
drinking out of a sandbucket again
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
